Jokes About Death
OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEpHONES never die, they just stop ringingOLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state -- of maximum entropyOLD TIRE TUBES never die, they just get puncturedOLD TRASH never dies, they just bury itOLD TRIGONOMETRY TEACHERS never die, they just lose their identitiesOLD TROMBONISTS never die - they just slide away...OLD TRUCK DRIVERS never die; they just get a new peterbiltOLD TV SHOWS never die, they just get rerun on NickelodeonOLD TV SOAp STARS never die, they become patheticOLD GOAL UMpIRES never die, they just get flagged down -- umpires as in Australian Rules FootballOLD USENETTERS never die, they just become unresponsiveOLD VACATIONERS never die, they just don‘t come backOLD VIOLINISTS never die - they just become unstrung.OLD VOICEMAIL SYSTEMS never die, they just stop answering
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